Kate Moss Vs Neighbor's Birds

"If you don't like my pussy, I don't like your bird!"


Ooops, no obscenity intended...

But Kate Moss was probably thinking about this when she was reported to be running around her Britain home to shoo away her neighbor's doves.

Last year, the supermodel's neighbor complained about the stench from her drains, brought about by the two persian cats she raised.

Now it's payback time as it was Kate Moss' turn to complain about how her neighbor's birds have been causing chaos while flying into her home, making mess and even triggering the security device.

A source revealed to a British newspaper, "Kate is being driven mad by the doves. They have entered the place via the veranda and taken up residence. They’re causing havoc, setting off her state-of-the-art alarm and making a real stink – literally. They’ve started relieving themselves over her antique furniture leaving unsightly stains and a vile smell. Kate has spent hours running around the place trying to make them fly away. Unfortunately, the doves seem to have taken a real shine to her."

'Wonder how great was Kate Moss' appeal that even birds long to be close to her too...

Seriously though, it's a basic lesson of "loving thy own neighbor" here - if you want to criticize Kate Moss for her domestic shortcomings, better keep your own fault at bay first.